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June 2014

Birthday Party

June 25, 2014 @ 3:30 pm - 5:00 pm

Why do you think that she is a witch? He hasn't got shit all over him. Well, I didn't vote for you. A newt? Look, my liege! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

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June 2015

Late Night Party

June 26, 2015 - June 27, 2015
The Beanery, 500 SW 2nd St
Corvallis, OR 97330 United States
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$80

Well, I got better. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. It's only a model. It's only a model.

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August 2015

Dinner Party

August 13, 2015
Bamboo Fresh, 655 Front St # 108
Lahaina, HI 96761 United States
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$79

Look, my liege! Shut up! Will you shut up?! What a strange person. But you are dressed as oneā€¦ You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur,…

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